Monday, September 14, 2009

A Few Good Sayings....

1. A day without sunshine is night.
2. On the other hand... you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13.  ...OK, so what's the speed of dark?

14. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

15. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
16. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
20. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? Do you die?
21 Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
22. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the h**l happened?'
23. Just remember: if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
24. Light travels faster than sound.  That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Written by a 15 yr. old school kid in Ohio

Written by a 15 yr. old school kid in Ohio

(who must remain anonymous)

a new Pledge of Allegiance.

Since the Pledge of Allegiance & The Lords Prayer

are not allowed in schools anymore

because the word 'God' is mentioned,

this pupil has written the following...

(Totally awsome!)

My personal school prayer:

Now I sit me down in school
where praying is against the rule.
For this great nation under God
finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,
it violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
it becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise,
prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice,

for praying in a public hall
might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
and pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
At last they've outlawed guns,

but FIRST it was the Bible...
quoting the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
and the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
But it's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
we're now taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles,
but the Ten Commandments are not allowed!
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It's scary here I must confess,
when chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot or stabbed to death;

my soul please take with my last breath!



If you aren't ashamed to do so,
please copy and pass this on.